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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Figaro?

When you're a man, the adventure of getting a hair-cut is that, for most of us walk-ins, we never have the same barber/hair stylist twice. This evening after dinner I went to the nearest Super Cuts for a quick trim.

My barber had only one arm.

How often does one have the opportunity to receive a hair-cut from a gay one armed barber?

If, tomorrow, my students say "Gawd, your new hair-cut looks like crap," I'll be ready.

"I had a gay one-armed barber," I'll reply.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satterwhite? -Dr. Fraud here, unless Tulsa has a huge underground population of one-armed homosexuals, I had this guy as a customer during my wal-mart stint. He and his lover were together, clad in black and purchased an totally mundane item. The lover of monohumerus seemed quite sweet, so I speculate that they made it through his heroin addiction together, or met in rehab.

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