Food Fight

Squeeze and I went to Friday's the other day for dinner. I asked our young waiter what beers were on-tap. He listed about three common American beers, but told me he couldn't remember the others.

I said, "You work here and you can't tell me the names of your draught beers?"

His reply was, "Cut me some slack, I'm new here."

I told him, "I'm a teacher. I don't have to cut anyone any slack."

He didn't disagree.