Systine Chappel

I dreamed last night about the first woman to become president of the United States. I dreamed her name would be Systine Chappel.

Dr. Phil’s dad, Old Joe McGraw, had a story he told time and again. He enjoyed this story so much that every time he told it he laughed at it harder than he did the time before.

According to Joe, some big ol’ cop had stopped a car load of teenage boys, and one of them had gotten out of the car and run off. The cop went up to one of the boys who remained and said “I’m only gonna ask you this one time. What was the name of the kid who ran away?” The reply from the boy, with a sneer, was “Sam Sausage.”

The cop immediately decked the kid. He then approached the second young man and said “I’m only gonna ask you this one time. What was the name of the kid who ran away?” And this fellow said in a frightened voice “Officer, the only thing I know about that fellow for sure is that his name is NOT Sam Sausage!”

I don’t know who the first woman to be president of the United States will be, but I’m sure her name will not be Systine Chappel.